Prostitution Is The World’s Oldest Profession

(And I, Dear Madame, Am A Professional)Do you know who I am?Good, neither do I.Got nothing to say (got nothing to say)but if you pay me I can play the fool.Go on, believe, if it turns you on.Take what you need ’til your body’s numb.Prostitution is...

Hot Mess

You were a problem childBeen grounded your whole lifeSo now you running wildPlaying with them good girlsNaw that ain’t your styleYou think your hot shitand I love it, I love it, I love itYeah, yeahStumbling but yeah, you’re still looking hella fineKeep...

Pop-Punk Is Sooooo ’05

If they could see you nowThey would surely bowIn the honor of your presence dearYou’ve comeThe cameras blind your eyeHere’s the big surprise:Flash never lastsYou’ve gotta pay your way back in’Cause who you are, what you sayYou’re just a...

Pleasure Ryland

You know I try to get close to you.You don’t realize what you’re puttin’ me through.The things I do, yeah I do ’em for youAnd I don’t mean to seem presumptuous.But I feel when you’re looking at me.Don’t hesitate if you like...

Pete Wentz Is The Only Reason We’re Famous

Yo give it up cause I know what you’ve got,You can ride to the top, but you can’t ride on my cock.So give it up yo come on come on,When the lights off, I’m gonna show you how Bruce LeRoy glows.I’m the last man standing yeah,And I ain’t...